Java is too verbose! Who didn’t stumble on such a rant on the Internet previously? And the guy bragging about [Insert expressive language there], that which soon replace Java because it is much more concise: it can replace those 10 lines of Java code with a one-liner. Ah, the power! Unfortunately, in order to correlate conciseness with power (and verbosity with lack of power), those people take many shortcuts that once put into perspective make no sense at all. This article aims to surgic